May 2, 2026

No serotonin for you, Boomer!

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

Date: [ca 26 January 1944] An absolute disaster for parent/child attachment. Great if you don’t want to be with your newborn for 14 days during that crucial bonding time. No serotonin for you! Just visits from the wheelbarrow to be used as a milk machine. Not great for more old school mothers (and new school […]

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August 23, 2018

Superstition and Kiwifruit

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

“The savage fails to recognise those limitations over his power over nature which seem so obvious to us.”- Fraser — Prime Minister John Key takes part in the Maori blessing of the Singapore Kiwifruit Gooseberry office, led by a wood carver with pretensions of being Dumbledore. Photo: New Zealand Ministry of Zespri (August 2015) Syndicated […]

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August 23, 2018

Monument to Kiwi Vanity

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

November 2005, John Cleese, best known as a co-founder of Monty Python, went on tour in New Zealand…and attacked Palmerston North! Performance artists on press tours always need to either praise or attack the locality they are in so they can get publicity for their show. Visitors to New Zealand have a long history of doing […]

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August 23, 2018

You Can’t Inherit Freedom

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

“New Zealanders may well wake up one day to find a military dictator riding them and wonder how he got there…. ; yet most of our institutions are inherited and there is no common understanding that they were born of struggle.”- Bill Pearson — Image ref. Prime Minister Volkner; Sleeping Dogs (1977)

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August 22, 2018

Anarchy is Personal Responsibility

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

Little bit on the Existentialist side but I’ll share it. Love ‘Moon is a Harsh Mistress’ and when I first read it I thought that if ever I get involved in some Libertarian secessionist colony that this text would be a big part of any blueprint.

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August 22, 2018

Tall Poppy Syndrome Is A Slave Morality

By VJM

The Scandinavians call it Jantelagen, Nietzsche called it slave morality, we call it the Tall Poppy Syndrome, but it all amounts to the same thing – a horizontalisation of social attitude that bitterly refuses to give credit where it’s due; a sneering, snivelling resentment that seeks to rip down anyone who distinguishes themselves for any […]

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August 22, 2018

An MP for a Pet

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

Peter Dunne, MHR 1987-2017; Reminds me of another (but fictional) student-politician: Ben, from Parks and Recreation. For a long time, Dunne occupied a special niche as a super-duper on-the-fence Centrist for hire that both Labour and National took on. He served in the boring role of Minister of Revenue for Bolger, Clark, and Key. The […]

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August 22, 2018

The Appeasement Express

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

Our unique West Auckland heritage railways were killed off in 2014 for political reasons. Initially the propaganda excuse was the old ‘health and safety reasons’ line, which did not stack up. More recently, of course, there has been the switch-up to the new propaganda of ‘kauri dieback’ disease. This had led to even greater closures […]

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August 22, 2018

Mac Attack, 1941

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

The inaugural Public Servant Medal for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence; Who should be the first recipient?   Labour 6.0 Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has just invented this new opportunity for herself to call meetings and hand out prizes*. Nobody yet knows who, later this year, will be the lucky Bureaucrat. I suggest […]

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August 22, 2018

Foreign Affairs of The State

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

In my opinion there’s something suicidal about Labour Ministers of Foreign Affairs. They seem to want to open New Zealand up to destruction, in particular by antagonising the only power protecting us from certain invasion: America. One of the first things Labour 4.0 did was to shred the Treaty of ANZUS. Foreign Minister Lange preferred […]

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August 21, 2018

That time Goff met Arafat

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

May 2003, Labour 5.0 Minister of Foreign Affairs, Phil Goff, in that capacity, got New Zealand involved in the Israel-Palestine crisis. Not in any serious way, mind you, it was more of a virtue-signalling exhibition to his fans back home and probably the realisation of a student fan boy’s ambition to hang out with members […]

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August 21, 2018

Are you ‘woke’?

By Anarchist History of New Zealand

It’s a term I wouldn’t use but is used in my circles; ‘Woke’. Fairly subjective term though because the value depends on what it is you’re ‘woke’ to. The Left or the Right or the Whatever will all compliment someone as being ‘woke’ who demonstrates that they have a comprehensive understanding and agreement toward the […]

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August 18, 2018